My header refers to the sublime characters created by Andrea Martin and Dave Thomas on SCTV, local merchants doing their own low-budgeted ad. Their real-life equivalents, who in this case are video makers, can be found below. I wish 'em all the best in the world. Their partially animated trip through a Christmas craft-fair (follow the links) is particularly mind-warping.
Thanks to Rich Brown for discovering this nugget of joy.
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